Posted on: February 4, 2024, 12:27h.
Last updated on: February 4, 2024, 12:51h.
Wherever Taylor Swift plans to celebrate the Super Bowl victory of the Kansas Chiefs with her beau, team tight end Travis Kelce, only they and their handlers know right now.
One place you can lay good money on not finding them is Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club. That’s because the Las Vegas strip club, located half a mile from Allegiant Stadium, has used the celebrity romance currently warming America’s heart to launch a self-serving campaign promoting services designed to warm other bodily areas.
“We are used to catering to A-list celebrities and athletes alike so we can ensure their discretion will be met while partying inside our venue,” the club’s general manager, Brittany Rose, told TMZ.
Not in 1M Years
Even assuming a Chiefs win on Feb. 11 — which is still a big assumption even though they won it last year and in 2020 — $1M is a dozen times less than Swift earns per concert, according to Forbes, and only $300K more than Kelce earns per NFL game.
Both 34-year-old icons earn that in real money, too, not strip-club services valuated by the strip club itself.
Swift — whom Kelce’s older brother, Jason, recently called an “unbelievable role model for young women” — has never once been photographed entering or exiting a strip club. And, though Kelce did wear a T-shirt advertising another Las Vegas strip club on Nov. 26 at Allegiant Stadium, Swift is not about to break her streak on the one night when more of the world’s eyes are watching her every move than ever before.
While advertising comps to tourists inconvenienced by the MGM Resorts cyberattack may get a taker or two, this was an offer guaranteed to generate publicity while costing Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club nothing.
This assessment didn’t even take into account how offensive the pair would likely find another advertisement from Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, one currently running on its billboard: “NOW AUDITIONING SWIFTIES FOR THE BIG GAME 2024.”
